sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
I looked up why the creators of annoying orange were being sued and it’s because they apparently ripped off of a different talking orange that aired in commercials they probably saw when they were growing up
People suing each other over pieces of fruit with mouths on them
IT’S 50 CENT CORNDOG DAY AT SONIC YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT IS THIS EVERY SONIC???
Yeah.. Sadly I have to work there tonight
THE FUCKING RADIO STATION ON MY BUS IS PLAYING GET LUCKY I AM SCREAMING
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
